i like the type of girls that are really lowkey u know like they wear sweaters and dont expect for u to take them out anywhere. they just sit around in the crib… bonus points if she never been to a club or a party
love them lowkey girls. the ones that stay in bed all day watching netflix… eating pizza… never been outside… never looked in a mirror… love it….
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.
I broke the family axe
it was an axeident
why does your family have a family axe
the real question is why doesn’t yours
I don’t know, I’ll axe my parents.
- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
reblogging for the last fact
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations